Mad Platypus World~

Before and After Discovering K-pop

  • Before: Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A-
  • After: Cry tears of joy when I get a C
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Had no idea how to spend my money
  • After: Broke from all the albums I buy
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Innocent little girl
  • After: Pervert
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Cared about what people thought of me
  • After: Don't give a fuck. Haters gonna hate
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Asian guys are so nerdy
  • After: HOLY SHIT ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Was a fashion terrorist
  • After: Became a fashionista
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  • Before:
  • Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Me: asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!"
  • After:
  • Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Me: You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Hey this celebrity is cute...
  • After: OPPAR LOVE ME
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: "Sleep is so wonderful"
  • After: "What is this sleep you speak of?"
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Had a life
  • After: Spends life holed up in my room on the computer
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: What is music?
  • After: I see the light
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Laugh quietly
  • After: Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before:
  • Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Okay... :'(
  • After:
  • Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Bitch you will die in your sleep.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before:
  • Reaction to internet crash: Okay.... :'(
  • After:
  • Reaction to internet crash: GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU BITCH
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before:
  • Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt: meh....
  • After:
  • Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air: asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO SEXY?!?!
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: What is otp? what is ship?
  • After: ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HANCHUL JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI HUNHAN YOONYUL TAENY DOOSEOB WOOGYU KHUNYOUNG WHAT IS AIR
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Ovaries tight and intact
  • After: Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: straight, normal girl
  • After: went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Nice, gentle person
  • After: Sarcastic bitch
  • ~~~~~~~~~~
  • Before: Close-minded fool
  • After: Open-minded viewer of life :)
Via Don't Cry My Lover

*__________* Oh gawd….


.. Kpop - understand it before you criticize it.

  • Friend: Why do you like KPOP so much anyway? I mean, you can't even understand most of the lyrics and their autotuned songs-
  • Me: Don't start that again.
  • Friend: But-
  • Me: Have you ever experienced waking up every morning just to deliver milk in order to not burden your parents with the training expenses?
  • Friend: Well, no, but-
  • Me: Did you drop out of high school to pursue your dream even if you're uncertain that you'll make it big?
  • Me: Have you tried dancing and singing onstage with your heels on?
  • Me: Did you experience hearing so much criticism you end up breaking down but you have to put on a smile for the sake of others?
  • Me: Have you tried getting no more than two hours of sleep before tackling a new day all over again?
  • Me: Did you experience having a hater that can go as far as putting glue in your drink, causing you to be hospitalized? And at the end, you'll forgive her because she's the same age as your sibling?
  • Me: Have you tried auditioning countless of times before finally getting accepted?
  • Me: Can you stay single for the sake of your supporters?
  • Me: Can you sing and dance--live--at the same time?
  • Me: Can you live up to the image a company has given you?
  • Me: Can you bear living away from your family and friends, not being able to communicate with them for a long time because of your work?
  • Friend: Well, when we grow up that's what we'll do anyway so-
  • Me: At the age of fifteen, sixteen, seventeen or maybe even eighteen?
  • Friend:
  • Me: There's more to KPOP than it seems. If you see them without the spotlight shining down on them, then you'll understand.
Via THEGFACTORY

justlikeadrama:

rooftop prince - time travelling 101

Pure epickness

(Source: dreamingadrama)


Via everythingyoulove


darknessoolala:

The..choreography…too…tiring!!! TOO MANY..CONFUSING SPIN KICKS…SWORDS DANCE..TOO HARD…SO..MUCH..MOVEMENT!!



dontcrymylover:

this looks kind of creepy but idgaf i clearly need to marry

mir the make-up artist

He looks like Hwarang! (warrior from Shilla) *___________________* That’s a proof that in “Run” they’re not Ninjas but KOrean warriors~~ Alcheon from drama Queen Seon Duk

(Source: fuckyeahmblaq)



ssrp94:

Ok so… this song right here seems like a love story (about a break up) but there is a totally different ending to the song which makes it..uh…kind of funny but disturbing… I’ll Post the lyrics up first, than the title. 

The Artists (Norajo-노라조) that made this song are a little different from the typical musicians. They like to make….how should i put this…….weird? songs? lol, the other songs that they have include “Curry, Mackerel, Superman, and you get the idea..”

Oh! and Don’t worry~ i will also post the translations

Lyrics

길지는 않았지 너와의 시간
하지만 넌 지금도 내안에
뿌리를 내린 듯 움직이지 않는 너를
이젠 보내려 해..

We did not spend alot of time together

But you are still in me

You are immovable like you have rooted in me

But now I’m trying to send you away


왠지 조금은 쌀쌀한 바람이
왠지 오늘은 나를 아프게
항상 하던 이별이 오늘따라
왜이리 힘겨워 눈물이 난다..

The wind outside feels chilly

and your hurting me again today

The usual Break-ups and Goodbyes seems

so hard that it brings me to tears

밀어낸다 내안에 너를
힘이 들지만 너를 보내련다
아마 너도 쉽진 않을거야
힘내 숨이 꽉 막혀도 숨이 꽉 막혀도..

Im pushing you out of me

Its hard but I am trying to let you go

I know that it is hard for you as well

Come on, even if I cannot breathe, I cannot breathe

언제나 그렇지 담배를 물고
길게 내뿜는 한숨은 길고
끊길 듯 끊길 듯 너와의 인연은
나를 아직 이 자리에..

Im smoking my cigarette like always

puffing out smoke as I sigh

cutting all the ties that I had with you

But I’m still in the same place

왠지 조금은 숨쉬는 것조차
왠지 오늘은 벅차 올라..

Somehow, its too hard to breath

Somehow, it seems too hard to overcome today


밀어낸다 내안에 너를
힘이 들지만 너를 보내련다
아마 너도 쉽진 않을거야
힘내 멈추지 않도록 멈추지 않도록..

I’m pushing you out of me

Its hard but I’m trying to let you go

I know that it is not easy for you

But don’t stop, don’t stop, I know you can do it

돌아가는 너를 보내며
멀어져가는 네게 안녕하며
이젠 나도 야채먹을거야
우유 요쿠르트 고구마
안녕 내 변비여…

you are leaving me now and Im letting you go -(돌아가는 - has 2 meanings: Spinning and Leaving)

Saying good-bye to me as you go farther away

Now I am going to eat vegetables

Milk, Yogurt, and Sweet Potato

Good-bye, My Constipation….

【 그대가 행복하면、나도 행복합니다 】

 [If you are happy, than I am happy too]

Yup! If you read the last paragraph, you probably know what the title is….

Its 변비-Constipation. Which gives the song a whole new meaning

I know….Its kind of gross right? haha…. but I just had to share this song with you…lol :D

(btw..I’m at work right now.. ;; I was just bored…hehe…)

LOVE THIS!
Via Begins with a smile :)

REBLOG IF YOU STILL SUPPORT BOTH JYJ & HOMIN.

fivedongbangshinki:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltgerswvEZ1qfvyulo8_250.gif

(Source: gladysdiia)

Via Rising Sun

mblaq-gifs:

MBLAQ Cross Dressing… 
Take Your Pick 

Hehe… Thundara

Hahahaha XD Osom XD

(Source: orenji-joos)


Via MBLAQ Gifs


dongsooslashyeoun:

Please watch the vid before you proceed with the synopsis. I’d like to know if anybody can grasp the plot without reading my explanation. Download link can be found in the source entry. 

The anon who asked about the song “An Unfinished Life” by Audiomachine will love this vid (well all the DongWoon fans will ^_^).

—- Oh, so idea with second chance? Great~~

(Source: mediafire.com)


Via DONG SOO & YEO WOON

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